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Sunday 9 January 2011

Facebook to shut down 15th March 2011?

What do we reckon Blogspot? For real? Or just another internet rumour. I've seen many posts like these now. To be honest I'm calling BS on the entire thing. For one, I don't think Mark Zuckerberg would talk in such an unprofessional manner.

Here's the news anyway:

Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful. His words are: “Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”




This news became so popular in Google Trends.


Zuckerberg will explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts. “After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset. “I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”


For those who are worried about investments and all that he said that “I don’t care about the money,” “I just want my old life back.”



The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased. "


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31 comments:

  1. To be honest, I didn't believe this for a second. Like you said, Mark Zuckerbeck would speak like that.

    "Without facebook people will go outside and make real friends" I mean, come on.

    Nonetheless it's interesting to see what the internet comes up with that's supposedly news.

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  2. This is just a troll, but if it shuts down think people will actually start reading books for a chance

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  3. I personally don't think this is true.

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  4. I'm going to agree that the quotes don't quite sound like they are for real.

    Besides, Facebook is too big. It will never die even if we want it to! (I am on the fence about it.)

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  5. Keep trollin trollin trollin (What!?)

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  6. Yeah, I call bullshit. There's no way he'd talk in such a casual way about an enormous social network like Facebook, and the shitstorm that would emerge as a result would be insane anyway. BS.

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  7. I hope this is the case. Facebook sucks cock

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  8. major.mack - hahaha :D (but sometimes it's true... when I see this all KIDS on facebook :/)

    I think it's impossible :/

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  9. Would he not just sell it for about a gizillion dollars?

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  10. This is such a lame rumor. Although I wouldn't be exactly sad if it were true.

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  11. There's no way that's going to happen....

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  12. there making to much money why would the just shut it down.

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  13. just another rumor, but oh if it was only true, oh glorious heavens above please make it so

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  14. This cant be true, hes not the sole owner of facebook, no way would this be allowed

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  15. Absolute rubbish, Facebook will never shutdown with the money its generating. Nice post though!

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  16. @Smile
    Read book ? lol it would be f** in chaos out there man, people will protest and kill each other, its gonna be the end of the world... maybe thats how it happens :)

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  17. @Smile
    Read book ? lol it would be f** in chaos out there man, people will protest and kill each other, its gonna be the end of the world... maybe thats how it happens :)

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  18. I'd love it if this were true but I strongly doubt it.

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  19. successful troll is... ahhh you get the point

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  20. No way in hell.
    How am i gonna farmville?

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  21. I think this is fake. But who ever thought of this was a very successful troll!

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  22. Facebook... facebook. oh well, who cares that much :>

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  23. well played. Should happen though. I can't see it beeeing a bad thing.

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  24. Probably a news story from The Onion haha

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  25. It's a rumour. I saw two imbeciles arguing over this on facebook.

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