So I've just moved into the most kick-ass new flat in Valencia, and I am loving it. It's absolutely amazing. I'll get a little vlog (video blog) tour of my flat and my time so far.
This is just a little post to let you know I arrived safely, and am not dead.
Update: Learning some kick ass Spanish swear words!
Caquita de la vaquita - Cow shit
Chinga tu hermana - Fuck your sister
Chinga tu madre - Fuck your mom
Chinga usted - Fuck you
Chorra - Stupid
Cojeme - Fuck me
Culo - Ass
El burro sabe mas que tu - The donkey knows more than you
Eres más malo que marihuana - You're worse than marijuana
Eres tan estupido como un perro - You are as stupid as the dog
Estupido - Stupid
Hijo de puta - Son of a Bitch
Hijo de tu puta madre - Son of a Bitch
Hueles a mierda - You smell like shit
Idioto - Idiot
Jode tu madre ayer noche - I fucked your mother last night
Joto - Faggot / Gay
:D
Rats Out!
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Tuesday, 25 January 2011
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