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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Como estas? Puta

So I've just moved into the most kick-ass new flat in Valencia, and I am loving it. It's absolutely amazing. I'll get a little vlog (video blog) tour of my flat and my time so far.

This is just a little post to let you know I arrived safely, and am not dead.

Update: Learning some kick ass Spanish swear words!


Caquita de la vaquita - Cow shit
Chinga tu hermana - Fuck your sister
Chinga tu madre - Fuck your mom
Chinga usted - Fuck you
Chorra - Stupid
Cojeme - Fuck me
Culo - Ass

El burro sabe mas que tu - The donkey knows more than you
Eres más malo que marihuana - You're worse than marijuana
Eres tan estupido como un perro - You are as stupid as the dog
Estupido - Stupid

Hijo de puta - Son of a Bitch
Hijo de tu puta madre - Son of a Bitch
Hueles a mierda - You smell like shit

Idioto - Idiot

Jode tu madre ayer noche - I fucked your mother last night
Joto - Faggot / Gay

 :D

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Posted by RatsRunThisTown at 00:01
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16 comments:

  1. A Beer for the Shower25 January 2011 at 00:09

    Congrats on the new flat. My fiancee used to live in Spain.

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  2. Snickelsox25 January 2011 at 00:10

    Video vlog is kinda redundant. Like saying automatic ATM...

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  3. my day in a sentence25 January 2011 at 00:38

    I'm c/ping this into a .txt. :D
    How come you moved here? I mean, you are a student, right? Spain isn't exactly France.

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  4. Mark25 January 2011 at 00:56

    Nice I learned something, they always use PUTA in movies!

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  5. Shona25 January 2011 at 02:08

    Really now, you live in Spain?! I want some pictures!

    I'm from Oviedo, born and raised..currently in Canada though ;P

    it's lovely in Spain though! congrats!

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  6. The Game Store Guy25 January 2011 at 03:29

    Meriquita con la penguita.

    You're welcome. 8D Very awesome, btw.

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  7. Das Auto!25 January 2011 at 04:48

    the most useful spanish words possible!

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  8. anontcotrol25 January 2011 at 07:08

    have heaps of fun!

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  9. Major Mack25 January 2011 at 07:56

    glad your not dead :) Glad to see you have basic communication down...must be really helpful ;)

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  10. joeblack25 January 2011 at 08:32

    lots of putas!

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  11. Al Frances25 January 2011 at 13:18

    Congratulations man. Looking forward to the vlog/pictures.

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  12. LoneIslander25 January 2011 at 16:01

    Nice swears, always good to learn the language lol.

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  13. Suciô Sanchez25 January 2011 at 19:45

    Useful thanks. Are any of these Valenciano-specific or can they be used anywhere in Spain?

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  14. RatsRunThisTown25 January 2011 at 20:17

    @Sucio - Throughout Spain :)

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  15. Skimbosh26 January 2011 at 14:22

    Yes, because it is quite often you will encounter a wizened donkey. (A wise-ass?)

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  16. Siphil17 February 2011 at 04:01

    "You're worse than marijuana", that's a hilarious insult.

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